The Bad Kids Blend
Turn down that music. Tuck in your shirt. Don't take that tone with me, mister.
Pay no mind to what "The Man" is telling you to do.You make your own rules. Why? Cause you're a bad kid, that's why!
And no coffee is a better fit for your rebel soul than our Bad Kid's Blend. It's dark and chocolatey, just like the lump of coal you'll be getting in your stocking!